Monday, March 03, 2008

RE: Having some IT problems?????

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Have Fun!

Cheers,

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Dear Tech Support ,

I've just upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and have noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance--particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.6 and then installed undesirable
programs
such as NRL 5.1, AFL 4.5 the Ashes 3.0 and Golf clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 just crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

What can I do??


Signed Desperate.
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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0
is an operating system.

Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me. html " and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.3 update. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Flowers 3.5 and Jewelry 2.0.

But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1

Beer 6.1 is a very bad application and will activate the Snoring Loudly Beta

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother In Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7


Good Luck, Tech Support

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